Come on all you true faithful
maga trumpateers
you must gather round closely
so you can clearly hear 

I don't care if you have to
tell lies, steal or cheat
Make sure we have enough votes 
so we won't be beat

Cause the mid-terms are coming
they’re not far away
and if we lose to the dems
there'll be hell to pay

You know what will happen if
their victory is reached
they will unredact those files
and I'll get my ass impeached

And all the maga's sing
woo-u-wee—woo-u-wee
I don't care if you're a 
dictator wannabe
I'd still give you my vote 
cause you're the king for me
even after they slam the doors 
of your penitentiary

We can redraw the district
no voting by mail
take those who stand against me
and throw them in jail

If all that still won't work
tell you what I'll do
I'll send the National Guard
to any city that's blue

I've got my new Gestapo
sorry I mean ICE
they'll stand next to the poll booth 
they'll check their list twice

If you don't have the right skin
we'll haul you away
don't care if you are a citizen
that's where you're gonna stay

And all the magas sing
woo-u-wee—woo-u-wee
I don't care if you're a 
dictator wannabe
I'd still give you my vote 
cause you're the king for me
even after they slam the doors 
of your penitentiary

I'll pull all the funding for
the old, sick and poor
use all of the money for my
east wing palace door

They'll forget about Epstein
after I start a couple wars
I'll declare national emergency
and put an end to democracy for sure

With all the maga's still singing
woo-u-wee—woo-u-wee
I don't care if you're a 
dictator wannabe
I'd still give you my vote 
cause you're the king for me
even after they slam the doors 
of your penitentiary

If that don't work out
you know I still have a plan 
I will just proclaim to be king of
Venezuela and Greenland