Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down
And broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after

We all know
there’s more to go
about this well disaster
Jack got home
started to moan
went to see Doc McMaster

Well ole doc
looked at the clock
said the store’s open uptown
So he wrote
Jack out a note
Told him, “these will fix your crown”

Mom found out
when Jack went out
he was with that slut Jill Brown
Jack got home
mom wasn’t alone
she said son set your ass down

This man here
is preacher Greer
he has some questions for you
If you’ve been
playing again
there’s only one thing to do

Jack and Jill
stayed wed until
their fourteenth child was brand new
Jack was quick
got in his Buick
left Jill living in a shoe

The next time
a hill you climb
just make the right selection
If you go
you need to know
use some kind of protection